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Dan Orlovsky Considering Giving It All Up to Become a Pizza Man

Not sure if we have the exact technology yet, but someone stands to make decent coin by creating an alert system whenever ESPN’s football expert Dan Orlovsky veers into the food arena because it’s always going to be weird and change the trajectory of your day. The man boldly embraces the unseasoned even in the face of regular pushback from his colleagues, which is both bland but also a little admirable. Something about a person sticking to their principles even if those principles cause his salt and pepper shakers to feel ostracized from the broader spice community.

If such an alert system where in place Friday night, interested parties all over the world would have been pinged to inform that the pundit had made pizza. Pizza so life-changing it inspired one of those fleeting thoughts we all get from time to time. Thoughts of walking away from it all and starting a food truck .

Look, there is no such thing as bad pizza. Nature’s perfect food remains such even though human error and imperfection in the preparation department. Food Twitter is perhaps the most judgemental of all the online community and the lackluster presentation exacerbated the predictably negative reaction here.



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