Soccer Slammers

Soccer Slammers: The figurines that turns football stars into wrestlers

After taking down opposition players, journalists and a pack of Romanian wolves during his long career in football, even WWE giants would cower at the sight of Nigel Pearson surging towards them. 

Little wonder, then, that ‘Big Nige’ was one of the first men to be featured in Soccer Slammers, a frankly inspired series of creations on social media, depicting football stars as wrestling action figures. 

Bristol City’s topless former manager has been joined by a host of other dugout icons, among them Neil Warnock, David Moyes, Roy Hodgson and Tony Pulis, while there’s also a Jamie Vardy model in ‘Chat S**t, Get Banged’ shorts. 

Soccer Slammers

Jamie Vardy and his can of Red Bull (Image credit: Soccer Slammers)

Most of the figurines even come with an accessory – Pearson’s is a stuffed ostrich, of course, while Steve Bruce is accompanied by a cabbage, Harry Redknapp a car door, Marcelo Bielsa a bucket, Sam Allardyce a pint of wine and Matt Le Tissier a tin foil hat, useful to ward off COVID-inducing 5G signals. 

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