More extreme weather to his U.S. this week … Parisians vote to ban e-scooters … John Fetterman discussed his depression, recovery … Nasdaq futures slipped heading into Monday … LSU blew out Iowa to win women’s NCAA Tournament … Saudi-led oil producers further reduce output … Silicon Valley Bank’s risk model predicted collapse … Endeavor close to deal to buy WWE … “Dungeons & Dragons” rolled to $38.5 million opening weekend … Megan Moroney won Female Breakthrough Video at CMT Awards … Boston Bruins the fourth team to 60 wins in a season … Kris Letang played in his 1,000th career game … Chelsea fired Graham Potter … Vikings’ seven-year old stadium already needs $280 million in upgrades … The Padres finally looked the part …
Breaking down Season 4, Episode 2 of Succession [The Ringer]
Shane McMahon blew out his knee at WrestleMania 39 [The Big Lead]
The first trailer for Marvel’s Secret Invasion.
Please Don’t Destroy’s latest for Saturday Night Live.
Jordan Schlansky’s origin story with Conan O’Brien.
Deftons — “Ohms”